About Kurt

Official Bio

Kurt Luchs has written humor all of his life for nearly every medium. He has contributed to such prominent humor outlets as the Onion, the New Yorker and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, among many others.

His work has been represented in most of the Onion books, including Our Dumb Century, winner of the Thurber Prize for humor, and in a number of anthologies, including May Contain Nuts (HarperCollins), Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans (Knopf/Random House) and Moms Are Nuts (Vansant Creations). Barnes and Noble published his book Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli: A Wiseguy’s Guide to the Workplace, a collection of gangster movie quotes and commentary applied to best practices.

In television, he has written comedy for Bill Maher at Politically Incorrect and Craig Kilborn at the Late Late Show.

In radio, he was a staff writer for the comedy prep service the Complete Sheet, and later for American Comedy Network, which he also managed.

Since 2002 he has edited and frequently contributed to The Big Jewel, a leading site for literary humor that he co-founded.

As a member of the sibling comedy troupe the Luchs Brothers, he co-wrote and sang the independent hit novelty single “Kill Me I’m Rotten,” the world’s first (and still only) Sex Pistols parody, which was featured on the Dr. Demento syndicated radio show and has been officially re-released and bootlegged several times. The Luchs Brothers’ original WWII propaganda parody script, Dirk Scabbard — Home Front Hero, won the American Radio Theater scriptwriting contest.

Kurt Luchs also writes poetry, which he has published in such outlets as Former People Journal, Into the Void, Minetta Review, Poydras Review, Triggerfish Critical Review, Otis Nebula, Sheila-Na-Gig, Right Hand Pointing, Roanoke Review, Wilderness House Literary Review, Crosswinds Poetry Journal, Grey Sparrow Journal, Noctua Review, Quail Bell Magazine, Antiphon, Light, Phantom Drift, Fjords Review, Verse-Virtual, The Ibis Head Review, Burningword Literary Journal, The Poet’s Billow, and Emrys Journal, among others. He is preparing to publish his first book of poems, tentatively titled One of These Things Is Not Like the Other.

In addition, he is currently writing an autobiographical novel with the working title of Honey Street, under the theory that because it’s a novel, no one will be able to sue him.

Unofficial Bio

Born in Cheektowaga, New York. Age three months, arrested on suspicion of vagrancy. Escaped police custody, hotwired baby carriage and drove to Chicago, Illinois. Arrested on suspicion of being from Cheektowaga. Bribed guards, hitchhiked to Wheaton, Illinois. Arrested on suspicion of being suspicious. Sentence suspended upon promise of good behavior (i.e., weekly visits to the Heaven Room at the Billy Graham Center of Wheaton College).

Attended Hawthorne Elementary School, Franklin Junior High School and Wheaton North High School. Unable to obtain a proper education at public schools, taught self to read, write, be fruitful and multiply. Checked into North Central College, left when it became apparent it was not a rehab center.

First job: washing dishes at Carney’s Bakery. Current job: washing dishes at Carney’s Bakery. In between: a variety of positions in publishing management, then on to a career in comedy writing (The Onion, Politically Incorrect, The Late Late Show, and my own literary humor page TheBigJewel.com), then on to a different career in broadcasting management (American Comedy Network, Waitt Radio Networks, Pacific Empire Radio Corp., and the latest and greatest, NRG Media LLC).

Presently at large in beautiful downtown Stevens Point, Wisconsin. Also the proud father of two China dolls, Nora Mei and Jia Marie; the proud brother of Hilde, Murph, Helmut, Sarah, Rolf and Cara; and the proud son of Robert and Jeannine. Is there anything I am not proud of? Oh, yes — my autobiographical abilities.


ABOUT KURT

“Six Questions For…” self-describes as a web site “where editors and publishers discuss writing flash fiction, short stories, poetry, and novels.” The concept is simple. Each new installment asks the same six questions of a different editor. Following is a link to their interview with me about The Big Jewel, from December 28, 2012.

Six Questions for Kurt Luchs, Co-Founder & Editor, The Big Jewel

http://sixquestionsfor.blogspot.com/2012/12/six-questions-for-kurt-luchs-co-founder.html

I was pleased and perhaps a little alarmed to learn that Fairview High School in Boulder, Colorado, is using one of my humor pieces to teach their students how to write a college essay. Like them, you too can follow the link to a PDF of the piece in question.

https://www.fairviewhs.org/staff/tracy-brennan/classes/ib-la-12/folders/2993

In 2010 I was invited to lecture on comedy writing at Western Illinois University — something I’ve also done at Yale University, Wheaton College and Baylor University, among others — and to take part in a scholarship fundraiser. Here are links to two articles about that visit.

Onion Writer Visits Macomb

http://www.mcdonoughvoice.com/article/20100402/NEWS/304029963

Writing for the Onion

http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/wium/news.newsmain/article/0/0/1631448/WIUM.Local/Writing.for.The.Onion

The Punk Database is a Wikipedia-like encyclopedia of articles about punk bands both famous and obscure – in this case so obscure that even the Luchs Brothers are there, who were neither famous nor really a punk band. The link below leads to the site’s article on the Luchs Brothers.

http://punkdatabase.com/wiki/The_Luchs_Brothers